ACOUSTIC ROSS vs. HOMELAND SECURITY
Emailed from Jellaspace, 2006.

Hi, Ross. When we were returning home from Vegas a couple weekends ago, I kept setting off the metal detector as I tried to walk through. I took off my sunglasses, still went off. I removed some jewelry, still no luck. So, I had to undergo one of those wonderful (almost strip) searches the airport employees enjoy performing so much with their little hand-held detectors. After ruling out everything from buttons on my pants to the underwires in my bra, the worker discovered the Acoustic Ross pin I had attached to my jean shorts. One of my belt loops had broken, and I was using the pin to keep it attached. I put that pin on there a while back, and completely forgot about it. All through my ordeal, my husband was standing in the "freedom zone" outside my glass cage rolling his eyes.