FUCKING WINTER FUCKING WONDERLAND     © 2010 Acoustic Ross

sleigh bells ring, also sirens
winters here make me violent
the street isn't clear, I can't fucking steer
fucking winter fucking wonderland.

Interstate like a skate rink
now i'm due for a stiff drink
two nights in a ditch, son of a bitch,
fucking winter fucking wonderland.

  On my way to work I pass the snow plow
  It's the only one this city's got
  any hope in sight? I'm thinking no-how
  When every fucking street's a parking lot

    later on, I'll expire
    frozen stiff chaining tires
    whenever it snows, this town really blows
    fucking winter fucking wonderland.

  it wouldn't be so bad if they put salt down
  even just some sand upon the hills
  gotta get to work tonight in downtown 
  now I'm sliding even when I'm standing still

    later on, I'll expire
    drowned in this slushy mire
    i'm not unafraid, this icy blockade,
    fucking winter fucking wonderland.

    whenever it snows, this town really blows
    fucking winter fucking wonderland
    fucking winter fucking wonderland
    fucking winter fucking wonderland.