UGLY AMERICAN                  © 2008 Acoustic Ross

i've played thousands of shows for thosuands of fans
my pop-country songcraft even got me to france
well i always like to talk to the press
and i think our foreign policy's a mess
i let the president have it, i guess
now i'm a dixie damsel in distress

i read maxim and stuff and i watch espn
it's pizza and porn if i'm staying in
i like beer and ball and babes
dumb girls i can treat like a slave
and andrew w.k.

    alllll right - i'm an ugly american

a simple southern guy from a simple southern town
i sure missed my girlfriend when she wasn't around
well i drank one too many beers
in vegas over new year's 
i married britney spears

    alllll right - i'm an ugly american

i sent out hundreds of thousands of emails today
viagra, cialis, grow your credit score today
well someday something will give
but right now your spam filter leaks like a sieve
i'm sure glad you don't know where i live

    alllll right - i'm an ugly american

oh baby can't you see you wanna be just like me?

from the frat house to the state house
to the white house, truth to tell
i got most of dad's name and his career path as well
soon my country was under attack
but the evildoers were too hard to track
well i guess i might as well invade iraq

    alllll right - i'm an ugly american