MAKE IT CRISPY                   © 2010 Acoustic Ross


DEATH 
will be defied
let the Crispy Family be your guide
this will be a ride like none you've ever tried

amazing feats will be... feated
now please remain seated
tonight...
  make it crispy!

SWORDS
(of many sizes) 
will be swallowed
fire codes (mostly) followed

something gross, something grotesque
a little vaudeville and a little burlesque

a sideshow with a Tangy Tart and a straitjacket
wait till you see what we do with a tennis racket
tonight...
  make it crispy!

	we loaded up our staple gun
	and we strapped all this stuff to the strongman
	to bring this show to you right here tonight

KNIVES
will be flung
songs will be sung (mostly by me)

pins poked into places
normal people don't poke pins into

it's not a magic show
it's real, it's art
this show's not for the faint of heart
tonight...
  make it crispy!