IDIOT                      © 2002 Acoustic Ross

I sent a big check to a TV preacher
Don’t play the game, I watch from the bleachers
I hate teachers
cause I’m an idiot

I don’t rock the boat
I don’t wear a coat
I don’t even vote
cause I’m an idiot

  I’m an idiot and I like my life just fine
  I’m an idiot, won’t you be mine?

Spent all my money on a really nice casket
Put all my eggs and then dropped the basket
A tisket, a tasket
I’m an idiot

I o.d.’d on sugar
I’ve eaten a booger
proposed to a hooker
cause I’m an idiot

  I’m an idiot and I like my life just fine
  I’m an idiot, won’t you be mine?

A box of rocks, I’m dumb as an ox
I don’t get the joke, hooked on secondhand smoke

Believe everything I see on TV
I don’t read books
I watch movies I don’t understand 
cause I’m an idiot

Put another crack in the Liberty Bell
They took me away, put me in a cell
I’m going to hell 
cause I’m an idiot

I bought a big mansion 
just outside of Branson 
I got kicked out of Hanson 
cause I’m an idiot

  I’m an idiot and I like my life just fine
  I’m an idiot, won’t you be mine?