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Noises To Annoy Your Neighbors

Here are some mp3s you can download at your earliest convenience and use to bug that guy who sits in the cubicle next to yours.

New & Unreleased!
Here's a new little gem from the summer of 2005. Remixed in November 2006 for vastly improved sound quality!

Live at the 918 UFN EP Release Party, 4/17/04
From the bootleg I made of my own show. These are some of the more presentable moments, including the public debut of the brand-new song "Ugly American." The levels are a little low on a couple of these, so you may need to crank these up a bit. Also my voice is pretty raspy on the stuff from the second set, so you might want to imagine someone else singing those.

Live on The News on 6 at Noon, 7/28/00
I'm proud to say that the KOTV switchboard fielded lots of complaints that afternoon, most of which seem to have centered on the words 'idiot' and 'crap.'

Other Stuff

    Just The Thing (demo) [click for mp3 (4.1 MB)]
    This is the original 'Duct Tape Contest Version' of this one, dating to a few months before Tom Ridge told everyone to stock up on the stuff. Sorry about the way I sang the word 'haze.' This link originally went to the official Duck Tape Club site, straight to my humble entry, but they took the old entry pages down. To submit this, I had to stay under a four-minute limit, which meant editing out the intro and almost all of the instrumental breaks. I didn't win, but I don't care, I'm still pretty happy with this dumb little track. (Well, not that happy, I guess -- a new recording of this track, with an all-new bridge and other revised lyrics, is on the 918 UFN EP.)

    83 Ribbons [click for mp3 (3.2 MB)]
    Album version from the News From Around the Bend CD. You can also check out two-minute samples of several other tracks from this CD over at CD Baby.

  

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